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Heisenberg at Dealey Plaza

The Elusive Umbrella Man

The Elusive Umbrella Man

After the rain of the day before, November 22, 1963 dawned bright with nary a cloud in the sky. It was a fateful day for America, as John F. Kennedy was about to take a bullet in the neck from a known or perhaps an unknown assassin. In the footage of the event, not only from Zapruder but from a whole pack of bystanders, there is a single man in the crowd holding aloft an umbrella. The so-called “Umbrella Man” has become one of the mysteries of that day. So mysterious that documentary filmmaker Errol Morris made a fascinating six-minute film on the subject which you can see by clicking below:

It is worth seeing this video, because, in my opinion, it is about one of the great mysteries of life. Author John Updike foresaw this when the wrote the following lines in The New Yorker in December 1967:

We wonder whether a genuine mystery is being concealed here or whether any similar scrutiny of a minute section of time and space would yield similar strangenesses—gaps, inconsistencies, warps, and bubbles in the surface of circumstance. Perhaps, as with the elements of matter, investigation passes a threshold of common sense and enters a sub-atomic realm where laws are mocked, where persons have the life-span of beta particles and the transparency of neutrinos, and where a rough kind of averaging out must substitute for absolute truth. The truth about those seconds in Dallas is especially elusive; the search for it seems to demonstrate how perilously empiricism verges on magic.

Errol Morris and his interviewee, Josiah “Tink” Thompson, understood this implicitly when they made the film. They even found the mysterious umbrella man and talked to him. It turns out his umbrella was a silent protest against John F. Kennedy’s father, Joseph, who was U.S. Ambassador at the Court of St. James in England. It seems the umbrella man thought him a Nazi appeaser. But that didn’t keep the rumor mills from spinning on.

Today there are a number of assertions believed by a great number of people that Barack Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya and who attended a madrassa in Indonesia, that the Second Amendment allows Americans to carry high powered military rifles, that Jesus taught us that people of the LGBT persuasion should be persecuted, and that abortion-mad Chinese feast on human fetuses.

Even when proofs and evidence are produced, people will still hold on to their beliefs. They have been told these things by people whom they trust, and who are you to shake their world?

4 thoughts on “Heisenberg at Dealey Plaza

  1. It is somewhat amazing , that even today you can windup in bitter debates about what happened in Texas , my 2 cents is that we will never know if it was a conspiracy it was a good one and started so high up the food chain that the truth will never come out .

  2. All I know, is that the United States as I understood it, changed after this. I don’t think Kennedy was necessarily a “great” President, but he did have that glamour and Irish charm. Also, I still had the expectation, in my youth, that this was my country, as a citizen, and I had something to do with it.
    After his assassination, plus Robert Kennedy’s assassination, the assassination of Martin Luther King, and Malcolm X, things went off on a completely different trajectory. I just can’t imagine that these assassinations were not connected, planned, and deliberate. Maybe by a “rogue” wing of one of the security agencies, but who will ever know? I am sure you have seen that old movie, “Seven Days in May,” with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? Or, the Frank Sinatra version of “Manchurian Candidate.” Sometimes I try to remember, how I felt and what I thought before the assassination, but I can’t completely grasp the feeling. I am not really interested in all the conspiracy theories, since even if we knew exactly what happened to the last detail, it wouldn’t matter, now. It’s just too late.

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