
No, It Doesn’t Have To Be This Picturesque
The title of this post is deliberately misleading. I could mean the adjective “live” with a long “i” followed by the noun “CONtent,” with the accent on the first syllable; but what I really mean is the verb “live” with a short “i” followed by the adjective “conTENT,” with the accent on the second syllable. English is a very confusing language, but then life is confusing, too.
If you look at the images related to contentment in Google, you get a lot of nice scenery with people assuming various yoga-like pastures. If I were to sit like the woman in the above picture, I would be in considerable pain within two minutes. At my advanced age, I just don’t have the flexibility.
Besides, I’m not talking about contentment as seen by the chief gurus of our culture. I am thinking more of what G. K. Chesterton had in mind when he wrote his essay entitled “The Spice of Life”:
But it is much more important to remember that I have been intensely and imaginatively happy in the queerest because the quietest places. I have been filled with life from within a cold waiting room in a deserted railway junction. I have been completely alive sitting on an iron seat under an ugly lamppost at a third-rate watering place. In short, I have experienced the mere excitement of existence in places that would commonly be called as dull as ditch-water.
That I think, is the right idea. I rather like the idea of being content in a doctor’s office or at a bus stop or in a supermarket line. It actually doesn’t matter where, and it doesn’t have to be pretty. And it’s cheap: You don’t even need to buy a special wardrobe to practice it.
So … let me get this straight … we are talking about a con? A sort of ruse? A trick? And it’s in a tent? And it should be live?
OK. Got it. But it’s already starting to feel like some sort of cheap, manipulative porno live streamed thing. I’m a bit old, like you, and I don’t think I’m really up to the sleeping bag gymnastics to make this work.
Or maybe it’s not in a tent, but continent …. you know, just a typo on your part whilst advertising a move to Europe …. Germany or France or somewhere. Like ‘Live on the Continent! It’s cheap!’
The title was something of a con, because the title should have been something more like “live contented.” No tents or sleeping bags are necessary.
Not even a campfire and some marshmallows? Contentment really is something you need to plan in advance.
Perhaps not. Especially when you got it going for you.
Are we talking about contentment or marshmallows?
I have never mentioned marshmallows.
Ok. Yep. Got it.