Notes for Those Attempting to Flee the U.S. of A.

After the November 5th election, many voters are considering the possibilities of becoming an expatriate in a country where the next President (hopefully) could not touch them. After the recent threats to Mexico and Canada, this may not work.

There are two possibilities for a safe passage away from the Trumpster Dumpster. First, choose a country that the next President does not know exists. Here are a number of possibilities:

1. Azerbaijan*
2. Belize
3. Benin
4. Bosnia and Herzegovina*
5. Burkina Faso*
6. Burundi
7. Cabo Verde
8. Comoros
9. Djibouti*
10. Eritrea*
11. Eswatini*
12. Guinea-Bissau*
13. Kiribati
14. Kyrgyzstan*
15. Lesotho*
16. Liechtenstein*
17. Malawi
18. Nauru
19. Niue*
20. Sao Tome and Principe*
21. Tajikistan*
22. Timor-Leste
23. Tuvalu
24. Vanuatu*

To provide an extra level of safety from MAGA-hatted provocateurs, select one of the above countries marked with an asterisk (*). These are countries it is not likely the next President would be able to pronounce correctly enough to be understood.