The four Burmese kings are: Uzana, Minrekyawswa, Razadarit, and (of course) Tabinshweti.
Uzana was trampled to death by an elephant in 1254; Minrekyawswa was crushed to death by an elephant in 1417;
Razadarit died while lassoing elephants in 1423; and Tabinshweti was beheaded while searching for an elephant in 1551.
Now if you were a king in Burma, that suggests you stay away from the GOP.
The above is courtesy of the Futility Closet.