The following are fake Donald Trumpf tweets from the New Yorker of January 27, 2017:
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Weak Hamlet should stop moaning about past and get on with his life. All talk, no action! King Claudius has my full support.
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Tremendously fat honey thief Winnie-the-Pooh deserves to get stuck in Rabbit’s hole. Not crying for him, believe me, OR low-energy Eeyore.
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Successful businessmen should be left alone by boring ghosts and sad employees. Bob Cratchit is a loser. No enthusiasm!
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Little Miss Muffet doesn’t deserve curds OR whey if she can’t deal with a bug. No strength or stamina and her tuffet is a disgrace.
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Anyone who thinks a good relationship with Mordor is a bad thing is stupid. And crooked Frodo should return ring to rightful owner.
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Wolf well within rights to evict disgusting pigs from below-code structures.
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Overrated king’s horses and men are failed élites. Humpty Dumpty deserves better and will get it after Obamacare repeal.
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Very Little Jack Horner’s biggest accomplishment: putting in thumb, pulling out plum. Sad!
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Stepsisters deserve compensation for loss of employee. Shame on you, prince!
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Better British schools and Hogwarts would fail on its own. Instead, England has disastrous witch problem. I WON’T LET IT HAPPEN HERE!!!
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