Trumpie Wants a 21-Gun Salute, Which Gives Me an Idea
Because he was naturally the greatest president we’ve ever had, Donald Trump wants a 21-gun salute upon leaving the White House. I concur, with the following condition: Aim low and right on target. That way, we could kill two birds with one stone.
tarnmoor 
Watching him disappear into that helicopter and fly away was the nicest feeling I’ve had in years.
Yes, but beware: The forces that made him are still extant.