Paging Captain Boycott!

I am so tired of the Koch Brothers’ attempts to turn this country into a grey oligarchy that I thought the best thing to do would be to boycott, to the maximum extent possible, their products and services.Thanks to websites such as KochWatch.Org, it is now possible to see some of what makes the Brothers the rich bastards that they are. Their main consumer products are put out under the Georgia-Pacific logo and include:

Vanity Fair
Angel Soft
Quilted Northern
Soft N Gentle
Sparkle
Brawny
Mardi Gras
Zee
Dixie
DensArmor Plus
Plyntanium
Tough Rock Demak Up
Kittensoft
Lotuss
Moltonel
Tenderly
Nouvelle
Okay
Calhogar
Delica
Inversoft
Tutto
Nitamin
Bumper Harvest
Quik-Wrap
Quilt-Wrap
Food Shop Sandwich Wrap

Under the Investa subsidiary, the main Koch products are:

Lycra
Cool Max
Tactel
Solar max
Polarguard
Dacron
Thermolite
Comforel
Antron
Stainmaster
Cordura

And this is just a small sample. Most of the Koch Evil Empire is in business-to-business services that don’t impact us at the supermarket and which we are unlikely to use. Still, I think it’s a good idea to hit these billionaire clowns where they live, in the wallet.

According to Forbes, there’s even a Smart Phone app for scanning a UPC to determine whether the product in question is from the Kochs.